wonderbra 

The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.

"Nice rack, girl!"

"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~

"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"

wonderbra by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Wonderbrow

A large uni-brow of Himalayan proportions. A brow so thick and full that it creates a uni-mullet when both sides meet.

A mythical parasitic creature that controls the head of its prey. While the host is sleeping, the Wonderbrow will peels off and get into mischief only to return to the host who is unaware of the tomfoolery that has occurred.

I was unable to concentrate because his Wonderbrow was staring at me.

His Wonderbrow soaked up all the beer from the ashtray.

Wonderbrow by Nimbus the Great August 23, 2005

wonderbread wop 

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

wonderbread wop by Yaint007 December 18, 2018

wonderbread 

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

wonderbread by Vegas March 28, 2003

Wondertard 

Someone who is even dumber than a retarted person.

Tina is so freaking stupid, she's a Wondertard! She makes regular dumb seem smart.

Wondertard by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008

go work at wonderbread 

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

go work at wonderbread by old man withers November 11, 2006

Wonderbra moment 

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.

Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>

Wonderbra moment by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011