WMD

Weapon of Mass Distraction: anything that keeps the ppls heads in the clouds. This can be TV, dope, shopping malls, corner store liquor marts etc.

Turn off that Weapon of Mass Distraction and slay Babalyon.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

WMD

Women On My Dick

Jonlajoie: ...I do chicks. In Iraq they found WMDs, "Women on my dick".

by MutinyVT February 16, 2011

WMD

Weapon of Mass Destruction: something that brings ruin to humanity

George W. Bush is the biggest Weapon of Mass Destruction.

by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003

WMD

The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.

"Hey Rumsfeld! We can't find any weapons!"

"Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria! They have WMD!"

by concerned citizen January 12, 2005

WMD

A female with out of control enourmous breasts.

"Oh good lordy Papo. It don't take General Powell to find those WMD's on that girl. We should invade."

by Angel August 21, 2004

WMD

1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

by John June 27, 2004

WMD

I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

by diarrhea August 03, 2003