4 definitions by diarrhea

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

by diarrhea January 27, 2018

When you are suffering from the worst hangover of your life and try and smoke your cigarette of the day while standing in the sun.

Elizabeth was was enjoying a nice after noon with her sister when all of sudden she lit her first cigarette of the day and felt dumpst as fuck.

by diarrhea February 06, 2018

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

by diarrhea April 01, 2004

I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

by diarrhea August 02, 2003