muddle maker

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.

by Diarrhea January 28, 2018

Dumpst

When you are suffering from the worst hangover of your life and try and smoke your cigarette of the day while standing in the sun.

Elizabeth was was enjoying a nice after noon with her sister when all of sudden she lit her first cigarette of the day and felt dumpst as fuck.

by Diarrhea May 05, 2018

When pigs can fly

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

by Diarrhea April 01, 2004

WMD

I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

by diarrhea August 02, 2003