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ghetto witness

a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.
ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.
by ghettowitness August 1, 2010
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brohovah's witness

A spin off of bro, broseff, brody, bromosexual, or bra used by a bro to fellow bro
Bra 1: What's up bromeister?

Bra 2: Nothing much brohovah's witness.
by gooch juicer June 11, 2009
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witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
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withness

a strong, authentic and intimate connection forged with the true heart of another
a sense of purposeful spiritual support and relationship that is reciprocated and expanded, especially at physical distance
an experience of committed partnership beyond the terms of reasonable friendship
"Your withness has brought me a lot of comfort."
"Never has our withness been so clear to me. I know you're here. I know you care."
She wasn't able to come to the hospital, but she was so obviously here. I valued her withness as though she was physically present.
by lavalamp82! May 18, 2017
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the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
by zolo1243 December 16, 2008
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Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
by mikkedj November 12, 2021
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