ghetto witness

a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.

ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.

by ghettowitness August 1, 2010

brohovah's witness

A spin off of bro, broseff, brody, bromosexual, or bra used by a bro to fellow bro

Bra 1: What's up bromeister?

Bra 2: Nothing much brohovah's witness.

by gooch juicer June 11, 2009

witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

by ShaneV January 6, 2008