Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

witheredproduction

A totally rad dude who loves canned corn and Withered Chica. Def one of my fav moots lol. Has an odd obsession with Ballora’s “Milkies”

“Did you hear about witheredproduction?”
“Yeah I heard he hit 14.8k followers on TikTok ”
“Wow that’s pretty rad”

by MyGlitchtrap May 18, 2022

WitheredRevelation

A roblox player who judges nudes other roblox players send him via discord

Revelations is a semi-popular roblox family.

Ying: “Let’s send these to WitheredRevelation”
Yong: “Yes”

by WitheredRevelation October 17, 2020

Witherell

A very sexy man. He is obsessed with cowbells and has magic pants. If you suck his dick your biggest wish will come true, trust me i know.

a sad girl: please will someone grant my wish?

Witherell: I can help you.

by suicide toaster muffin March 30, 2009

witheredsage

The coolest person ever

Witheredsage? Nice

by ghostlyboooo October 4, 2021