wit

wit...short for well, you got it FUKWIT!

oi wit gimme a smell of that darb!

by larsay April 27, 2006

wit

the true definition of wit. banecoger. this inTRAnet user is one of the funniest pieces of acne grease ever to grace your screen.

har har one up to da dude

by scoobee eeeeee e April 16, 2005

wit

Short for What it Takes.

You got what it takes. #team-wit

by Ryan Wenturine July 29, 2005

Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010

Wit

Scottish slang for 'what'.

Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe

by BlueIsGone May 01, 2019

THE WITNESS

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.

Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.

by B. Gus Richards May 18, 2009