Oprah Winfrey

A condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base.

Mrs. One: "Did you see?! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial!"
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"

by the exestential onion January 22, 2009

Oprah Winfrey Network

Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.

Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.

by Tekkenfreek234 January 4, 2011

Oprah Winfrey

A rich and famous woman who can shit money - Basically, her asshole is an atm.

Oprah Winfrey: -takes a shit-

*5 mins later, goes back to her show.*

Oprah Winfrey: I just took a big shit, now who wants a brand new mansion for free?

by bas fon September 26, 2008

winfrey

To make billions of dollars and show to show off to the middle aged white women.

She is so Winfrey. That performance was so Winfrey.

by Mandem mads September 12, 2015

winifred

Winifred is a girl who has an amazing charakter and is always there for you whenever you need her she can piss you of sometimes but she loves you in any way she never lets any one down she would take a bullet for the people she loves the most

treat her well she is not the prettiest girl may not be skinny but she has an amazing huge heart so enjoy your time with this girl cause she will not live forever

#awesome #loving #neverletsyoudown

i trust winifred with all my heart she's the best person i have ever met

by Shoggi January 2, 2017

Oprah winfrey

An alien that can change her weight every day by the hundreds and shit money. It's famous for single-handedly twisting American women round it's finger turning them into it's bitches. It has an ego the size of the universe, and henceforth believes the universe revolves around itself.

I'm Oprah winfrey. give me your life.

by OPOPL October 25, 2009

wilfreda

A loving caring person. When they love the love deeply. Always holds in their feelings. Not the most patient person. Sometimes forgives to easy. Very passionate when it comes to sexual situations.

Wilfreda is so passionate

by lilmissmix April 14, 2016