winformation

Dirt, info, you dig up that levels the playing field.

Her ex-boyfriend told me she cheated on him with some guy 20 years older than her. What a bitch.

HAH! Awesome winformation.

by KC Sailinger July 15, 2009

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Georgina wilford

a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u

"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"

by jim bob charley March 28, 2004

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008

Winformation

(noun) Information that aids Charlie sheen's process of winning.

Origin - As in Charlie sheens knowledge of drug taking and banging hookers is his winformation.

Charlie Sheen used his winformation to figure out the best spot on a hookers back to do a line of blow while taking her from behind.

by ChestydaCheech September 9, 2014

wilford brimley

When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.

by Interns August 6, 2003