Windows Update 

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

Windows Update by Downstrike September 14, 2004

windows update 

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

windows update by brandon soule December 8, 2003

windows update 

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

windows update by me December 27, 2003

windows update 

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

windows update by whatever April 10, 2004

windows update 

Something dumb...

Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.

windows update by Helga February 13, 2004

Let the window up 

Roll the window up.

You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?

Let the window up by roosterralph January 17, 2018

windows update 

the computer update which gives big porn companies and virus hacker people your ip address, your passwords, your ports, your address your fone your job, your wifes name, your daughters (ewwwwwwwwww) and installs trojans and deletes avi files so u cannot watch the kazaa downloaded files

the windows update ruined teh man with the lies to the wife, the staling of the daughters and the killage of his money

windows update by asian September 8, 2003