Windex

A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.

Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!

by Anice Girl April 6, 2009

windex

ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.

I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.

by Clove69 March 8, 2007

Windex

A nickname for a man lacking sexual stamina.
Two pumps and a squirt.

I slept with this kid Jeremy last night, but you could call him Windex.

by msxcinderella August 5, 2009

Windexed

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.

My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"

by Victopher January 6, 2012

Windex

1, An index of winning.
2. Blue Kool-Aid.

Origin: Bowling Green, KY

Lemme get a pull off that Windex, ya dig?

by BaldyMcBalderson September 7, 2010

windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

Windex Face

A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.

She has a Windex Face.

by WESt9891 November 28, 2011