suck wind

When your sexual partner is wasted and farts in your face as you take a deep breathe causing you too "suck wind" or choke on the raunchy stench.

My god, never go to sleep around Josh, everytime after he has sex, he hits me with the suck wind

by Jordan Riedmann November 17, 2004

suck wind

the fresh new slang term to tell someone to fuck off

ya know what you can go suck wind

by d-bizzle November 16, 2004

suck wind

To breathe in heavily, to inhale through one's nose intentionally after someone farted.

"Woah, that guy just sucked wind! What a sicko!"

by Liam November 17, 2004

suck wind

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

by samdog November 18, 2004

sound of sucking wind, the

Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".

State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".

"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."

by John Whitley May 14, 2005

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 18, 2004

suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.

Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.

by ucjonnybee November 16, 2004