The Willows

Bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of Holland in western NY. The atmosphere in there is a crap-shoot. Could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. Been known to attract the most beautiful people of Holland and surrounding towns.

Yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-What did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i'm so hung over today.

by Mr plowman February 4, 2010

willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles June 19, 2005

willows

s.pl. testicles. diminuitive. derived from pussy willows.

I rode my bike twenty miles yesterday and now my poor willows are in a bad way.

by indalomena November 28, 2006

Willowisdumb

Willow is a dumb fuck

YES SHE IS DUMB Willowisdumb

by BladeCar November 13, 2020

willows_girlfriend

the person who has the amazing chance to be willow’s (THE SEXIEST MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER) girlfriend. they’re probably super hot or have a nice personality, they’re probably also talented in THAT way if you get what i mean😏 they’re probably not white since willow has a passion for hating yt people

“bro willows_girlfriend is winning at life rn”

“ONGGG🗣💯”

by coolchick.com July 11, 2021

Widowpuss

A woman who hasn't had a relationship since losing her husband. She knows. You know. It feels like it's your duty. She's seen some shit and she just needs to explode before the kids get home from school.

Brah, there's this widowpuss at work that's givin me the vibes, she's gonna get it. I wanna knock the dust off that. She probably needs her pipes cleaned out!

by Lightgreen17 August 10, 2025

why willows

Referring to the Willows Academy and why it is the best school and you should go there because it doesn’t discriminate against Haitians

eaglette #1 “Is that Debabes?”

eaglette #2 “No that’s just Simone.”
eaglette #3 “Why willows.”

by eaglette August 30, 2021