The reason I will not succeed in life

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Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

willnut

When shit gets tangled up with your ass hairs and hardens and you need scisors to cut it out.

Wow, thats a big willnut in your ass hairs

by Pascy March 23, 2005

wilknots

the shit that sticks to the hairs on your hole after a hefty shite and all knotted together with bog roll as well

john candy's hole after a shite

by Mr A-bot August 28, 2003

Oscarious Willmottious VIII

Birthday Boy

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Oscarious Willmottious VIII, happy birthday to you

by Rickerz September 26, 2023

Willnots

a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.

Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today

by kAELA November 12, 2003

We will not comply!

The most patriotic slogan for yelled by the American people who are tired of being lead astray.

The slogan We will not comply! is a great way to express dismay about the political climate.

by Slang Advisory Board March 30, 2019

Willott

Anyone who bears this name is just too cool. They never have to make an effort to be liked by everyone, and they never follow trends. They set the trends. This person is beautiful, elegant, fun, and the talk of any party.

Person 1: Hey do you reckon I should go talk to that girl?

Person 2: Nah man, she's way too willott for you.

by Ruskers October 14, 2009