William Wallace 

When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.

I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.

William Wallace by WilliamWallace May 15, 2009

The William Wallace 

How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

The William Wallace by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

Sir William Wallace

infamous scotish rebel leader, as played by mel gibson

they can never talk are spirit

Sir William Wallace by the great one May 13, 2005

A William wallace 

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!

I gave my girlfriend "A William Wallace" last night

A William wallace by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018

William Wallaced 

To be cut into multiple pieces and displayed across the country.

Person 1: It sucks that my friend Bob got William Wallaced yesterday
Person 2: Oh no that sure stinks
Person 1: No like the other William Wallaced.

William Wallaced by trangender December 10, 2024

William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

William Wallacing by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014