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Wilkinson Theory

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The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021
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sammy wilkinson

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Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson
by queen muffin February 21, 2015
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A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 6, 2023
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A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."
by Spicy Holo-Pearl August 19, 2018
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Wireless willy

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Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021
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person1: "Hey, have you heard of william afton?"
person2: "oh, good ol' peepaw willy? yeah"
by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022
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