Milkin' the Wilkins 

Having a wank

Did you hear? Lee was caught Milkin' the Wilkins behind the bike sheds.

Milkin' the Wilkins by Landlad August 5, 2009

Slomoto Wilkins

SOmeone who increases the volume of his speech when content is not sufficient.

Keith Rhodes

Slomoto Wilkins by Stephen Rhodes December 8, 2003

Ray Wilkins 

Ex Professional footballer; to crawl into another person via their arse. see also a brown nosing, first name using my word absolutely fair comment bald idiot.

My word, John was being a right ray wilkins at work today.

Ray Wilkins by brenski January 23, 2012

conor wilkins 

A person who shoves pencils up his ass.

Put that pencil down its conor wilkins.

conor wilkins by Donkykongslong September 15, 2016

Jayden Wilkins 

Mommy

DId you hear of Jayden WIlkins
Yeah shes my mommy

Jayden Wilkins by JAYDENISMOMMY January 22, 2022

Dirty Wilkins 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.

I Dirty Wilkinsed Cindy last night and she now loves me more than ever.

Dirty Wilkins by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004

Ethan Wilkins

Dunce

Ethan Wilkins is such a fucking dunce.

Ethan Wilkins by TyKi0149 April 17, 2020