wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction.

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.

"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"

by Pro tank March 15, 2009

wilderness

Pornography.

Wilderness is gooooood!!!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011