Wikileak

It's when you do number two on the toilet.

Person 1 - Hey where are you going?
Person 2 - I'm going for an wikileak, LMAO.

by HellaFellaTella February 26, 2011

wikileak

a burst condom; when a condom unexpectedly bursts during consensual sex, especially in Sweden.

Damn, the condom's done a wikileak! I'll be facing an Interpol warrant for rape soon!

by una.bubba December 10, 2010

wikileak

Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom.

"The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange

by m.ryan.p December 29, 2010

Wikileaks

What follows Wikidrinks.

I had WAY to many Wikidrinks at that cyberbar and got a mean case of the Wikileaks.

by tha malcontent April 26, 2011

wikileak

n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.

Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"

by SuperRobert July 26, 2010

wikileaked

when you post something on facebook or a blog that someone said and/or did that you don't like so that THE ENTIRE WORLD knows

yeah, but i totally wikileaked her ass and posted that clip of her puking and shouting racial slurs...so i win in the end

by tallscience December 2, 2010

WikiLeaks Douche

some ass who tells your embarrasing secrets just because they can, generally teenage girls.

Emily: "Oh My God! Tanya told everyone i like Joe!"
Friend: "What a WikiLeaks douche!"

by Biggy T January 9, 2011