whisterpoof

to slap someone upside the head, usually due to their stupidity or idiotic actions.

Guy: did you hear what Micah did?
Girl:yes, we should whisterpoof him!

later...
(Girl and guy on approaching Micah)
"JERK!" *whisterpoof!*

by The Magical Whisterpoofer! April 24, 2009

Wisterzinger

A sexual act when twist both of a womens nipples whilst eating her out.

Hey babe want a Wisterzinger?

by Dannyhasabiggie October 20, 2009

wisteriaboo_

wisteriaboo_ Is funny and awesome

Person 1: did you see wisteriaboo_ latest TikTok

Person 2: yea they’re so cool and funny

by _bones____ August 30, 2021

weister

noun, a drink that is left half full on a table or countertop and never finished. usually refers to a can of soda or beer but can be used to describe pretty much anything left unfinished.

Who left this weister on the table?

by TWB October 19, 2007

winster

An incredible moody person.Similar to saying "a moody cow". They also tend to have a large number of giks and have a problem controlling their alcohol intake.

"As moody as the Winster"
"The Winster juggled her giks like a champion clown"
"The Winster staggered home with a bottle of malibu in her hand"

by Dave Doyle August 27, 2007

whister

a lonley pubic hair left by an unknown person that is clinging to the seat of a public toilet by static electricity. this is the hair that can not be removed with a single whipe of toilet paper as it jumpes from spot to spot from the static cling. the rule upon finding one of these deviant hair is to kneel down purse your lips to blow gently and at the same time make a wish......who needs to wait for a shooting star when these are so common.

teenage girl:oh gross i'm so sick of these nasty freakazoids leaving their hair around...oh well i guess it gives me a free whister.

by erica and erica November 7, 2006

Whisterpoop

1. to deficate out of a helicopter 2. a slight swift smack to the side of the head.

the dumb rich fuck spent all his money to whisterpoop during the game.

by Casey Dyer July 30, 2008