weinus

Pronunciation: 'wE-nus
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin prickus maximus
1 a : a highly irritable soft white domestic male (Pussus Whoopus) closely related to the common spineless rat (Rodentus Stinkus).

Kevin Dagget Sales Consultant Master is a weinus.

by Bart June 17, 2006

weinus

A very small schlong

Ha ha, look at Jim's weinus. Oh no wait... you can't - where the microscope?

by Dan and Beckyo August 11, 2003

Winus Headache

A mix between a sinus headache and a hangover headache caused by drinking too much wine.

Please let me sleep, I have a killer winus headache.

by ellehciM88 March 3, 2014

Weinus

An organ consisting of both a Weiner and an Anus, usually found on small transvestites or other creatures of the blended-gender society. Coming into contact with such a specimen usually confuses the observer, releasing foul blackish-brown gas from its pores, which in turn leads to pure disgust, blindness, seizures, and finally, spontaneously combusting.

"Hey Joe, what the fuck is that?"

"... I dunno man, looks kinda like a... is that poop... and a penis??"

"Oh man, is that one a those *gulp*... Weinuses?"

"Fuck if I know, let's get the Hell outta here."

SCRAAARRRBLLLLLOFFFAAAMMMGFHAGT!!@#!@!$!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! JOE! YOU WERE ALWAYS MY BEST FRIEND, EVEN AFTER KATEY AND YOU... I'm sorry that I reacted how I did..."

"No Harry, I owe the apology. I ruined your family's life, your dog's life, and even yours. See you on the other side good friend"

"It was a pleasure..."

BLLLAAFFLLLGAAGHTTHVHAFAAALLOOOPPPIAAAANTUUBEE!!!!!!NOoOOoO NOT THE GASES!!!! WWaarf! WARF! GUhhuhhhhhhhhhh.......

by rodland November 11, 2011

weinus

the area between the wiener and the anus

"If I was a girl, I would have a vagina instead of a weinus"

by Jared Johnson June 23, 2003

weinus

A slang for Penis and not the skin on your elbow.

"Haha! You got hit in the weinus!" said Joe to Ted.

by Werewolf91 January 22, 2004

weinus

Not the skin on your elbow. Any other skin is aplicable.

"Dude, WTF, you just smacked my weinus!"

by ZeroDarkStar January 24, 2004