wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.

WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI

by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016

Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 8, 2017

WiFi

The thing that keeps me going in life

WIFI IS BAE

by Jill.32z October 10, 2018

wifi

life support

the fucking wifi’s gone,

i’m dead now

by crabwearingflipflops November 16, 2018

WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it

My WiFi constantly doesn’t work

by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019

Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.

Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020