Wetzels Pretzel 

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.

Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.

Wetzels Pretzel by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011

weitzel 

A sexy as hell person, usually super nice, but doesn't take any bullshit. They will whoop your ass in a n instant.

That person must be a Weitzel

weitzel by Liitlephilly33 December 20, 2016

ms.wetzel 

RUN! SHE IS COMING!

ms.wetzel: Whisper only.
Kid:whispers
Ms.Wetzel: DETENTION.

ms.wetzel by NoUooooh December 20, 2019

Wetzer 

A bird thats so hot that there is puddles underneath her.

look at that wetzer standing in that puddle!

Wetzer by David Synnott March 11, 2009

wetzel narb 

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.

after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb

wetzel narb by gorillaness11 May 14, 2009

Wetzel 

A terrorizer running around fucking shit up and not giving a damn

Look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb bitches room

Wetzel by chief hot sauce dick licker ma February 22, 2010

Wietz 

A loving father and husband. Wietz may drink a lot but he always puts his family first. Usually has blue eyes and brown hair and is very skinny. Wietz likes tattoos and will usually let his children have their first tattoo at age 13. He is a great man

I wish wietz was the father of my children. He is such a cool guy

Wietz by Jfklmn April 3, 2020