Wienball

When a man has a penis the size and shape of his balls. Making the elusion that his wiener is an elusive third ball.

"Hey Gary, did it look to you like Jeff had three balls?"

"No dave, that was his wienball... yes it is sad"

by dextaJd October 7, 2011

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 15, 2016

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

wienermobile

A orange hotdog on a yellow bun that drives around making stops to promote Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

John's 3 ft long wiener, that is 18 inches tall.

The wienermobile raced down the street at 5 MPH.

John has a huge wienermobile, i want to grab ahold of it.

by tireball.com July 11, 2004

Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

by celphchaos June 30, 2010