whiffum

Is anything and everything, but is nothing. It does exist but also does not exist. it is a whiffum.

Your a whiffum. . . fucking whiffums.

by xXmTsXx November 7, 2013

whiffed on it

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

Blind sausage whiff

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test

My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff

by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022

whouffaldi

Whouffaldi is the semi-canonical ship between the 12th Doctor (portrayed by Peter Capaldi) and his companion Clara Oswald (portrayed by Jenna Coleman)

"I ship Whouffaldi so much!"
"What's Whouffaldi?"
"The ship between the 12th Doctor and Clara, it's so cute!"

by TwistedYoukai November 15, 2014

whuffo

A person that has NEVER made a skydive. A virgin to the experience of skydiving.

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

Jumpers reply; That phrase is so tired. You'll never know until you do it. Now go away WHUFFO!

by tydyjav September 30, 2009

Duvet Whiff

When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.

Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.

by Trumps Magee September 7, 2013

whiffy pussy

A foul stenching pussy, then needs not only washing but bleeching

Gees is that mine or your whiffy pussy

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015