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whitelike

To describe someone who isn't white do something that looks REALLY WHITE
Jerome was playing ball with his friends when all of the sudden he made a whitelike comment and suggested they leave and go play some ping pong instead.
by Wassupmydoods420 December 11, 2018
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witzel

A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.
"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."
by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008
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mike weitzel

a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him
"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"
by JTjonas January 18, 2009
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Whitwell

The shittiest place around.
Full of country hicks, no good meth addicts.
Home of the awful.
Hali - I live in Whitwell.

Burgundee - No way, that place is shit!
by hhorror June 29, 2011
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Whiteland

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.
"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."
by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010
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whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution
Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution
by Carrot June 20, 2006
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Whitwell

The state of being so impossibly backwards and inbred that you make the rednecks from Deliverance and the cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes seem like normal functioning members of society.
Gary - Did you hear about that guy who was arrested in Alabama for fucking his neighbor's livestock?

Steve - How very Whitwell of him to do that.
by Platocrates February 8, 2019
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