whittling

weasling your way into a relationship by means of being a whore

Billy was completely whittling between sam and jon

by maneater87 May 3, 2009

Whittling It Down

Using sandpaper as lube.

Honey, I’m whittling it down! Give me a minute!

by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

whiteline

To whiteline is to pass quickly between 2 cars on the white lines separating the lanes on a multi-lane highway or street.

How did he make that whiteline?

by team_no_macks June 30, 2022

ShItalian

Someone on Urban Dictionary who has no life and posts mindless definitions on how Italians are the best in the world. They usually aren't Italian, otherwise they would have better things to do about than announcing themselves over the internet.

Italians: Best people in the world. Why? No reason. We just are. ~I'm Italian~

OR

Italian: Someone with a great ass!

OR

Italian: What YOU wish you were!

Now we have heaps of racist spam on Urban dictionary wherever we look. Damn those ShItalians...

by Tess the ScLientist™ May 21, 2011

Whittling

To first beat a cock (10-11inches) with a tenderising mallet and then insert it in Jim's ass.

Last night we drank some Cuba libres, I didn't think much would come of it, but he must have slipped me a roofie 'cos later we did some whittling.

From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.

by le$boxxx October 5, 2006

whiteland crip

a thug that walks the streets of whiteland, Indiana

hey yo did you see that whiteland crip that nigga was straped

by gangster thug yeaaah April 12, 2010