Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

Whisk

A horrifying, yet common kitchen applience that frightens and haunts people with horrible memories of a porn that they know that they shouldn't have watched to this day. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then just take my word for it... DON'T look up "whisk" on a porn site. Ever.

Dan: *walks into the kitchen* Wait... is... is that a...

Phil: It's a whisk...
Dan: *Screams*
Phil: ...Oh kayyy...? *walks away*

by HiPham January 9, 2017

Whiskey lullaby

The act of drinking yourself to death

He pulled a whiskey lullaby

by Kwitty June 23, 2017

Whispicious

To whisper in a particularly suspicious or devious manner

“I was whispiciously communicating with my boon companion in Latin”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia May 11, 2023

whisk

something dan howell is tramatized of

Phil: Let's Use A Whisk Dan!
Dan: NO NO NO

by arianaisnotonfire March 1, 2017

Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

whistle dog combo

When you cheap out and take a girl to A&W for a first date and still have sex with her later that night. Therefore, you got to have sex and have awesome fast food for under ten bucks.

"I had a whistle dog combo last night because I took Megan to A&W and fucked her in my car after"
"Too bad Megan is a right chubby chicken"

by JLB237 October 11, 2011