Wenching

• Going on a night out with the sole purpose of catching a root

"Fancy a beer mate"
"Nah Im only here for the wenching"
"Fair play son, get involved"

by $ir October 16, 2015

Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.

"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

by T Willikers June 18, 2017

Welching

'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.

There was some serious welching going on last night!

When in agreement, one member calls out 'welching!' and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.

by ukbuckstop July 10, 2010

Weeching

Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.

For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.

by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006

Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.

Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.

by legionisawful November 7, 2017

Phelching

Word often used to destroy peoples innocence.

Dude1-hey read the definition of phelching.
Dude2(innocent one)-........ahhhhhhhhh

by Thecreaturefromtheblacklagoon June 21, 2009

Weltching

When you do not wipe all that well and the grease and duckbutter collects in your anus and causes a very nasty itch.

Man I was weltching pretty bad after leg day was through.

by QWERTY 123456 August 21, 2015