wheezer

An alternate term for an inhaler.

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.

by Telephony November 23, 2013

Carl Wheezer

The king of croissants, llamas and gets all the bitches.

Girl 1- Hey I hooked up with Carl Wheezer last night.
Girl 2- Really you lucky bitch.

by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020

Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

Carl Wheezer

world class artist, best known for his frog drawing

“hey do you know carl wheezer?”
“hell yeah he’s a great artist”

by juulsdotcom420 May 9, 2020