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Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
by Unknown. June 22, 2004
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Suddenly Wheatley

A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.

It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors
Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing
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Pull a Wheatley

The risk of guessing the wrong answer even if you know it isn't.

Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL
What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid

This statement is false.

I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.
by shut up and dont care October 31, 2014
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the wheatley

Noun. A type of dance originating in the Northwest. Place feet a shoulder width apart and bend knees slightly. Now place elbows in front of hips with arms extended at a right angle in front of you like you are holding a tray. Clench fists palms up. With fists at hip level move fists in a circular motion while leaning forward and backward.
"Wow, Mike! Thanks for teaching me to do the Wheatley!"
by kknowsit October 5, 2009
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Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley
Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.
by Meme1234556 September 7, 2020
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Wheatly crab

"wheatly, wheatly crab, Ha hahaha, wheatly crab"
"hahaha, wheatly crab"
by Gavalixy August 11, 2021
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Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.
Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!
by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005
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