what are those 

a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.

John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it

Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..

what are those by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017

What Are Those?! 

When someone wears dirty bobos or non name brand shoes,"what are those?!"

Me:hey dude

Person:Hey! like my new shoes?
Me:(looks at shoes)What are those?!
Those shoes were ugly bobos

What Are Those?! by Nike cart January 24, 2017

WHAT ARE THOSE 

when a person gets done an the floor and says " WHAT ARE THOSE "

officer i got one question WHAT ARE THOSE

WHAT ARE THOSE by DJPONAWESOME October 11, 2016

What Are Those? 

adj: a rhetorical question when someone is referring to your shoes that no one wears or only people who don't have style wear.
noun:Crocs, Plastic Jordan's, Off brand Kds, Slippers, Chaclas, and ANY THING BEFORE 2000

Popular kid: Hey geek I have really important question to ask you.
Geek: what is----
Popular kid:WHAT ARE THOSE? *points to sketchers* out of date, no one wears except actors who humiliate themselves by advertising it

What Are Those? by Creator of What Are Those December 18, 2016

What are those!?! 

An old joke

This "what are those!?! " joke is so old that Jesus called it old

What are those!?! by Pikachu_girl July 15, 2017

what are those!! 

a vine that started in 2015 and still popular now like GTA 5 when point at someone crusty ass shoes and say what are thoseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stephen curry: shoe game on fleek Russel Westbrook: *looks at under armours* what are those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are those!! by really niggga guy November 15, 2017

What are those 

A sentence that describes a pair of footwear that lookes ridiculous

Hey john what are those

What are those by Lord coolness January 27, 2019