Whammed

Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.

At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.

by Sethteka December 15, 2018

Wham

Another way to describe something massive or abnormally large. Usually a male with huge muscles above 16 stone.

Woah bro, you’re looking wham as fuck!

by Wizardsleeve101 July 7, 2019

WHAM

White, Heterosexual, Affluent Male

You're telling me I should have nominated Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton? Oh great, so I can elect one WHAM or another. No thanks!

by the modhatter November 11, 2016

whamming

When closeted gay men hook up for gay sex, often communicating via exchanging CDs by the band Wham!

I spent like 2 nights whamming dudes at a conference last week, with great results

by sploogin November 3, 2011

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

Wham

To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.

After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.

by billybadasses March 27, 2009

Wham

what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.

Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!

by Johnson La'Dic July 26, 2010