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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
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whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".
Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.
by Donkalo August 19, 2008
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whack off

To down your drink.
I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.
by Ben November 23, 2003
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whack-off

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")
by Gabez November 29, 2009
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Whack-Off Wednesday

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!
Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!
by PMastaChris May 1, 2008
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whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.
David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.
by David Marcus October 27, 2004
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Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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