Westminster School 

A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?

Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)

Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.

Westminster School by the West Minister October 4, 2008

Westminster

County seat of Carroll County. Also happens to be heroin capital of the country. And home of the Ravens' training camp.
Also endearingly known as Westmonster.

You came to Westminster. You fell in love with Bob or Brittani. Now you're done.

Westminster by kineplasty December 28, 2005

Westminster College

A liberal arts school located in the Amish country of Western Pennslyvania full of the most well-educated and well-rounded individuals that exist on this planet. Those who attend Westminster typically follow the phrase "Work hard, party harder." The education is rigorous, and the parties are delightful. The campus itself is filled with squirrels and people who make it is as adorable and friendly as a summer camp.

Shandalisa: Hey, did you see those awesome, really intelligent sexy kids at that party?

Kim: Yep, they must be from Westminster College!

Westminster College by TheGhostMap4Lyfe November 19, 2010

Janne Warmonster

The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.

"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)

Janne Warmonster by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

webmonster 

A awsome programmer, awsome person, noone can touch him/her, very strong person, 1337 at everything

webmonster,the only person in this world that noone can touch, or kill, because he is 1337!

webmonster by 1337prorgammer December 12, 2008

Westminster

A town in Carroll County, Maryland, known for being the home of some of the most right-wing people in the state yet is also the home of McDaniel College, one of the most left-wing schools in the state.

Westminster sans McDaniel is a hicktown.

Westminster by StudentInMaryland June 29, 2010

Westminster

A school in Atlanta. Most people are preppy and rich. Lots of people wear uggs. every day. there are some really annoying kids that go to westminster out there i.e. sixth graders with iphones and laptops, seventh graders with boyfriends, and eight graders with huge boobs, ninth graders who think they are cool, tenth graders that are dorkier than the kid in seventh grade who skipped a grade because he was to smart. They are sometimes refered to as Westmonster. Their rival school is Lovett, commonly referred to as Hateit. Westminster has a bad squash team, an okay lacrosse team, and an amazing football team. They are a Christian K-12 school. Most of the kids are republicans.

Hey man, what school do you go to? I go to Westminster!

You mean the preppy rich kid school where they are always talking about being nice and wholesome?

Yeah!

Cool... I go to Lovett.

Fail.

Westminster by sacinthebox December 21, 2010