Amazing guy with huge horse cock. Loved by men and women (and everything in between) of al ages. Will fuck your sister and your mom (and dad but that is optional) is believed to be a Demi-god
by Homievos November 22, 2021

Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
by MrBern February 15, 2017

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

by straight white male May 5, 2010

A person that is a piece of shit.
by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.
Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.
by BD FERG November 23, 2007
