Wessel Angel Wings

Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.

Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.

by BD FERG November 23, 2007

Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.

Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!

by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012

Wessel shitter

When a person named Wessel fingers a guy until the guy shakes and shit And orgasms on Wessel his face while Wessel moans and screams for his mamacita

He and that Wessel gave eachother a Wessel shitter

by One dick 23 November 4, 2025

Horst Wessel

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"

Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?

by MrBern February 15, 2017

jack wessel

A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

by What?!wow February 17, 2022

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021