wipperling

Someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. Contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. Often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.

Little boy: Mom, my dad quit his job again.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!

Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.

by Will Barton February 5, 2010

Woppery Snobbery

An egocentric disorder peculiar to Italian Americans. Obviously their food is tastier; their cars are faster and nobody can run a bookie joint better than a member of the Woppery Snobbery order.

Paulsy: Who in the hell cares if I put cottage cheese in my lasagna? The Italians think they invented food preparation and shit; they've all got freakin' Woppery Snobbery.

by PokerBroker December 18, 2010

Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.

Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*

by ProgLib December 15, 2010

wipperoni pizza

A kewl way to say WIP (a work in progress) using the heavenly divineness that is pizza. (A take on pepperoni pizza)

My anim is still wipperoni pizza, I’ll probably work on it tomorrow.

Wipperoni pizzas often look just as good as the finished thing!

by Fabulous4ever July 31, 2018

wapper

A word used among many friendly cocaine users to describe the narcotic itself.

Yo bro, would you mind stylin me out with a nice wapper.

by wapperking August 4, 2011

weipper

dumbshit that is toofless is an inbread an/or inbreader
ride and fux hogs
invented toofpaste
dumbest piece of shit in the world

Grabt Routh was born in weippe and is a weipper. He fuckd my friend jordyn and jesse's pig

by Abro November 6, 2007

wapper

1. A white male in a crappy car blasting loud rap in a rich neighborhood who thinks that he is black.

2. A way to say wrapper or rapper if you have a lisp.

Do you think that wapper knows he's white???

by cheese-eater March 19, 2009