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Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015
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hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.
A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."
by onnomnom January 2, 2014
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Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?
by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010
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Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018
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camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass
I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.
by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005
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camel stuck in a well

a camel that accidentally flew into the well and got stuck.
Islam Boy: AHH! My Camel flew into the well! It is stuck. My CAMEL STUCK IN A WELL
by whitexasian July 24, 2006
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Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.
Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck
by fuckshit7j7 April 10, 2022
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