Weetabix

Weetabix is a definition for the literal and physical manifestation of fucking god himself. People who experience weetabix go through extreme euphoria. Its a highly prized and treasured material and most people will go to great lengths to get their hands on it. Bitch

Dude. I fully just saw Ronald McDonald back flip off of a skyscraper. This weetabix is good

by Bin man May 24, 2019

weetabix

breakfast cereal which should only be ate warm, if ate cold there’s something wrong

i’m having weetabix for breakfast, but warm only

by flickercapaldi March 20, 2019

Weetabix Challenge

The weetabix challenge is a dietary programme designed to improve gastro-intestinal performance and general health and well being. It is also said that benefits to energy levels and allows extended periods of concentration. The programme is followed by the participant sleeping for 14 minutes every hour proceeded with a single unit of dry weetabix accompanied by only water.

The programme was developed by Prof. Edmund Donaldson of Chicago State University and has gone under several trials to test its effectiveness.

The Weetabix Food Co. have described the trials as 'A Significant Advancement'

-"Say, Jim's looking healthy."
-"That's 'cause he's on that Weetabix Challenge"

by Jonny3Shoes December 16, 2008

Wet Weetabix

A girl that you would recommend or eat out again

She sure is nutritious wet weetabix

by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

weetabixer

A person who consumes large amounts of weetabix

Matthew Turner is a right sweaty weetabixer

by Demonic4hire October 5, 2018

Weetabix Gang

A Group of hot Beaches Shigues and Hoes who have the energy of a 1000 potatoes.They are on every party every event and belong to the high society of the teenagership.Also always drunk or high when seen on generally every occasion .Reckless,rebellious and ahead of their time setting trends since 2001.Named after a cereal because they got that milk

Wow weetabix Gang is such a motherfucking cool group I wish I could be one of them

by Mulch&lurch September 7, 2019

Weetabix Gang

A Group of hot Beaches Shigues and Hoes who have the energy of a 1000 potatoes.They are on every party every event and belong to the high society of the teenagership.Also always drunk or high when seen on generally every occasion .Reckless,rebellious and ahead of their time setting trends since 2001.Named after a cereal because they got that milk

Wow weetabix Gang is such a motherfucking cool group I wish I could be one of them

by Mulch&lurch September 7, 2019