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Alpha Weeb

An Athletic/Buffed Weaboo

Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.

Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.

There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.

They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!

Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
by Kazachi July 7, 2018
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Weeble Wobble

A joke within the context of the label Disciple Records. Eliminate and Bandlez have both released songs called Weeble Wobble, and Barely Alive has an upcoming song of the same name, teased as an ID at Parookaville 2019 and later confirmed in the Disciple Unboxing video. Another part of the joke is that all the songs sound different, leading to the phrase "Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble".
Person 1: Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble
Person 2: If you say that Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble but you gonna release a new Weeble Wobble, probably, this Weeble Wobble is it gonna be better than the Weeble Wobble that it's better than the other Weeble Wobble?
by Epiccat27 August 5, 2019
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Weeaboo tunes

Typically Jpop
The music used as the opening or ending an anime
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weeaboo song

This is a song written from the perspective of a weeaboo (a person who denounces their own culture in favor of the Japanese culture), and incorporates lots of brutal honesty in summarizing the true day-to-day life of a weeaboo.
-Pink Guy
"So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu"
-verse from weeaboo song
by Sand Acres July 16, 2016
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dark weeb

the part of the internet where you find the weird and fucked up shit for weeaboos.
Jessica was browsing the internet for some gay anime shit when she came across the dark weeb.
by pinkstry August 13, 2017
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Weeaboo

A non japanese person who basically denounces their own culture and calls themselves japanese. They try to learn japanese through the anime they watch and usually end up pronouncing it wrong and looking like a complete idiot.

KEEP IN MIND: that a non-japanese person can like the culture, watch anime, speak the language and RESPECT THE CULTURE, while still keeping in touch with there own. Which keeps them from being a Weeaboo, japanophile, ect.
Weeaboo's basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves
by BeautiFool March 1, 2009
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Weeaboo

Shortened as "weeb".

A person foreign to Japan (mainly westerners) who develops an extreme obsession to "Japan", believing it to be identical to its anime depiction.

Note: Anime fans or self-referred otakus are not weeaboos
Joey: "Jesus christ, that weeaboo kid is coming up to us"

Will: "Hey, liking anime doesn't make you a weeaboo."

Joey: "Trust me, Daniel is a proper weeab-"

Kawaii Daniel-kun: "KONNICHIWA SENPAIIIIS! NICO NICO JOEY-CHAN DAISUKIIII!"
by Anrei May 6, 2017
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