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weenuk

The word used by us neechies
means small penis
native 1: eh there boy i fucked your mom
native 2: with that weenuk of yours
by rezboyjames January 14, 2009
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Weejaculation

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.
"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."
by MagickDio March 4, 2010
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WEENUCK

Penis, COCK etc.

Also used as an exclamation in the Canadian cities with Heavy Native American populations and among the communities.
Weenuck man, that bitch is a ho
by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 January 13, 2019
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weenus

The skin on your elbows. It can be stretched out, and, like a penis, you can compare the size of it to others.
Weenus,
It is a flap of skin.
Weenus,
It holds your elbows in.
Weenus,
It sounds like penis,
But it is weenus,
Oh, Yes, It is!!!

"My weenus is bigger than yours!!!"
by Faith March 24, 2004
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weejawed

Something that is not straight.
The picture on the wall was weejawed.
by Christopher Betz December 18, 2005
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Weedukkah

The 9 day celebration of marijuana. This joyous occasion falls annually on the Jewish festivity Hanukkah, however lasts one day longer. This is because weed burns one day longer. The birth of this beautiful event emerged from several facts. 1. Jesus doesn't get you high. 2. The necessity for a central spiritual and religious holiday for those who believe in the power of cannabis. The traditional colors of Weedukkah are similar to those of Christmas (red and green), with the addition of yellow, representing the eternal, soul warming sunshine the dank brings to our lives.

The official song of Weedukkah (to the tune of Dradle! Dradle! Dradle!):
Bubbler, bubbler, bubbler,
I made you out of glass.
When you're full of water,
I'll stuff you full of grass!
December is here! I'm ready to celebrate Weedukkah for the next 9 nights!
by Jesusdoesntgetyouhigh December 30, 2007
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weedus

Weedus is the God of weed, the name comes from combining the two words Jesus and Weed. He's who you pray to if your dealer is taking a long time to reply, or if you have a small amount of weed and are hoping to get stoned off of it. Its believed he his Snoop Dogg's great great great great Grandfather.
Joe : "Hey! I just found a nug of weed on the floor of the car"
Owen: "Weedus must have sent it!"
by ojayjay6991 May 9, 2018
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