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weddings

An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"

" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
by Heather Scott July 17, 2005
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Wedding

Event in which on receives severe physical, and mental suffering. One may receive taunts such as a baby crib or ring. Such events have been known to cause drug addictions, hoarding, cancer, the Middle Eastern Revolutions of 2011, mutation, diabetes, depression, brain damage, lay offs, sweatshops, global warming, and even death.
Phil had a wedding. Phil accidentally shot himself the next day.
by jkmilk0004 September 1, 2011
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Wedding

This wedding will be so expensive.
by Insert Epic Pseudonym Here August 17, 2010
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the wedding

(n)- an 8 day week in which two male wedding attendies deny themselves sleep, non-alcoholic beverages, and any sembelence of anything that could even remotely be described as "civilized behaivor"... in order to out party, out-drink, and out do any other attendee of said wedding. If texans are present, they leave in shame.
Peter: Dude, remember the wedding?

Rob: Kind of... i remember being awesome for like a week.

Peter: sweet. i uh, don't remember. Anything.
by Todd Anferny May 6, 2006
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wed

an arabic name for an amazing girl with a smile that brightens up the room. wed is a nice girl with no bit of bad in her blood, she seeks peace and harmony, any girl named wed is instantly a girl that you should keep forever.
guy #1: who is that girl? she seems cute.
guy#2: yeah thats wed:)
by middleeaternmfffff March 21, 2021
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WED

short for What Else's Dere (short hand slang, should really be WET, What Else's There, but what can you do.)
Donell: Shit,I broke my USB. Miss is gonna kill me.

Dani: Well what are you gonna do?

Dani: Wed.
by bossChik November 14, 2011
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wed

A slang term for marijuana commonly used at camp st. mary's. Wed is usually "dropped" instead of smoked.
Person 1: Would you like to smoke weed?
Person 2: No, but I would be interested in dropping wed.
by cuntherine March 11, 2008
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