wheatarded

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.

"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"

by mo00ose November 19, 2013

Wiitarded

someone who blames the nintendo company for the distruction of thier tv due to the throwing of a wiimote

" Did you hear about those people in the news sueing nintendo? They are so Wiitarded."
Example uses wiitarded in a sentence.

by ~Alex ~ March 31, 2008

webtard

n., any individual whose act of personal stupidity is video recorded and available for viewing on the Internet (i.e., lipsynching a song, or otherwise acting like a total douche)

Did you see that video of those stupid Asian guys lipsynching to that lame-ass Backseat Boys song? What a couple of webtards!

Oh yeah, and what about that numa-numa kid? A classic example of a fucking webtard at work!

by HEFFABONG April 12, 2006

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

Wiitarded

Smoking blunts and playing Wii.

Let's get wiitarded after work today.

by K. Rugg December 26, 2008

weedtarded

someone who can't get high, no matter how much the try/smoke.

we all got high on fourtwenty, except for Laura, she's weedtarded.

by stonerrhoes April 25, 2008

Wootarded

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

by Mrbloop September 28, 2018