grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

stealth wealth

Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.

Blending in with the droves of tourists in the town center, billionaires in Concord, MA drive around in old Volvo estates, wearing ordinary looking, grotesquely expensive clothing. When the discrete elite choose to get away, many take their G650 private jets out of Hanscom Field just down the street, remaining anonymous, and exercising the ultimate in stealth wealth.

by yea.$ January 3, 2016

horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

weabeast

A man who is a weeaboo, aswell as a hypebeast.

Man, Daniel was watching Sword art online while wearing Supreme, what a weabeast.

by Ganggang69420 September 1, 2017