Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

cock washer

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 19, 2005

Ball Washer

A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.

Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.

by DWG99 December 8, 2007

helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.

Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC

by Helen G. November 7, 2003

rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.

Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.

by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009