The Wafford

When your best friend is about to get into trouble at school and he throws the blame on you.

The Wafford threw a knife into his best friends car and KB got suspended for it.

by K. Biltheezy!! March 6, 2008

Catherine Warford

Catherine is a very tall giant. She eats 24/7 and sweats like a pig. She is funny and very loud. Her laugh echoes. She has a temper if she's messed with. She knows when it's time to play and a time to be serious. She's aggressive and should not be messed with. She is also very long legged.

Catherine Warford is a silly billy.

by Billy737829193 June 30, 2019

alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

walford

A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.

Not to be confused with a Longshanks.

Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?

Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.

by Tilbrook August 2, 2006

Whatford

The absolute God Of All Things (the GOAT) someone with this name is the best person in the world and there massive amounts of big dick energy radiate throughout everything. Like a force controlling everything around you

Guy 1: OMG he’s such a Whatford
Guy 2: no he’s not. He’s not cool enough

by Big__Ounce October 13, 2021

Walford

Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.

Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Little Warford

a place in cheshire where only people that are invited can enter - Jonny is banned

Little Warford is where its at

by akjdgndk July 24, 2019