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Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

A skateboarding video game by Neversoft that takes place in several different parts of Los Angeles, and also a classic mode and normal story mode. Usually referred to as "THAW".

In my silly opinion, it's good but mediocre compared to Tony hawks American Underground 2 (THUG2).

Wastelanding 

Having sexual intercourse while playing music from the Fallout game series in the background.
"Dude, I spent last night Wastelanding." "Awesome, I always do it better to some Bob Crosby."
Wastelanding by Justafriend July 13, 2016

Cultural Wasteland

A place in which people have no (or no access to) social institutions of a genuine, historically developed culture, and are thus reduced to considering the mundane or vulgar as culturally significant.
That town is a cultural wasteland; people only congregate at places like McDonald's and Walmart and consider trashy car mods and bootleg drugs to be part of their collective identity.

Man, I wish there was something to do this weekend that isn't just meaningless consumerism. What a depressing cultural wasteland.

wasteland 

Refers to a raw, grimey, industrial area suitable for BMX sessions and are most common in Dirty Jersey(Northeast) and NYC. Most people view this habitat as nothing more than an eye-sore or detritus. Overwhelmed by fear and disgust, most riders wouldn't dare pass the visible "No Trespassing" signs. TeamPiFF members are often found lurking in the darkest of alleys and dungeons with no visible signs of resent or phobias.
Esophegator was seen emerging from "Appleseed", with a grin only obtained from BMX seesions at the famed wasteland.
wasteland by esophegator July 25, 2006

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise
*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?

tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
tampon wasteland by wordman55 August 27, 2012