(verb) to wanky slam.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009
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While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.
It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.
It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"
"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
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That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.
Alec is a wacky paki
Alec is a wacky paki
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
Get the Wacky Paki mug.Not to be confused with traditional hipsters of Brooklyn, Newark hipsters, or warksters, don't have trust funds. Other key differences include a penchant for community activism and volunteer work, riding bicycles with multiple gears, and taking part in the arts in a meaningful manner.
Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".
Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".
Common misspelling: Werkster
Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!
Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...
Miss: Exactly...
Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...
Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!
Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...
Miss: Exactly...
Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...
by abstractmoment November 27, 2011
Get the Warkster mug.1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"
2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.
Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....
Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....
Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
by Kevin57 February 15, 2008
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