Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

by hak.trick February 18, 2010

Watkeys

The act of receiving a blumpkin while picking win, place, or show for todays simulcast racing, drinking a beer, smoking a Camel Unfiltered, and eating a jelly donut.

Mike you have been in a great mood lately, what gives? I finally convinced the old lady that a watkeys a day keeps the doctors away.

by Joe Dietz March 9, 2008

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

Warney

Inappropriately horny...

Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)

Shane was feeling so warney that he had to bone an inflatable sex doll whilst he waited for the stripper to reply to his SMS

by d0dgypete May 18, 2006

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Wakey

Epic

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!

by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019

Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

by IslamicTord November 6, 2022