Wario is Mario's evil cousin and rival in "The Super Mario Bros" by Nintendo. He's italian and he and his brother Waluigi own a big cave full of rare and expensive minerals. He has got a big hat similar to Mario's, but it's yellow and it's got a "W" instead of Mario's "M"; he loves money and he also has HUGE NIPPLES.
- Hey, have you heard about Wario?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?
by WarioDiesInaMicrowave October 26, 2019
Get the Wariomug. After Bowser, Wario is Mario’s greatest rival. Despite popular belief, the two are NOT related.
Wario is a very mean, greedy, disgusting and rude caricature of Mario. Unlike Mario, he isn’t just plump, he’s very obese. His mustache radiates much more wild and powerful energy than Mario’s.
Ability-wise, he’s incredibly strong and able to lift characters and objects that are much, much heavier than him. His shoulder bash is a signature move of his in the Wario Land series.
Wario is both a treasure hunter and a successful businessman, founding WarioWare Inc., a video game company that specializes in short 5-second games called microgames. He often cheats his employees out of their earnings but never truly gets away with it.
Wario is a very mean, greedy, disgusting and rude caricature of Mario. Unlike Mario, he isn’t just plump, he’s very obese. His mustache radiates much more wild and powerful energy than Mario’s.
Ability-wise, he’s incredibly strong and able to lift characters and objects that are much, much heavier than him. His shoulder bash is a signature move of his in the Wario Land series.
Wario is both a treasure hunter and a successful businessman, founding WarioWare Inc., a video game company that specializes in short 5-second games called microgames. He often cheats his employees out of their earnings but never truly gets away with it.
by KNUP June 11, 2020
Get the Wariomug. The physical manefestation of satan.
The opposer to our one true king. Waluigi. He first made his appearance In(ANY FURTHER INFORMATION IS PROHIBITED)
The opposer to our one true king. Waluigi. He first made his appearance In(ANY FURTHER INFORMATION IS PROHIBITED)
by The_Church_of_wah December 11, 2020
Get the Wariomug. A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.
by The Jamus May 24, 2004
Get the Wario Waremug. by CrackSmokerSixtyNine April 10, 2022
Get the Wario Steammug. Me: Will you take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is or will you take the Mario pill instead?
Random guy: The Wario pill.
Random guy: The Wario pill.
by Realistic500 February 24, 2021
Get the Wario pillmug. 